An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.
‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’
‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron’
‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron’
by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018
Get the Darwin Awardmug. DDCM (Dashing Devil Causing Mayhem), Founded by Charles Darwin himself this Creature spawned from the shores of Cuba where it lived its early stages of life near the shores. The DDCM was then transported to the United States where it began to evolve into adulthood.
When it feels threatened it can strike as quickly as a King Cobra and if the DDCM manages to bite the prey will be under its control until death. The prey develops Stockhold Syndrome and begins to protect the DDCM falling into it's spell.
Good looks, Charm, and charisma, are obvious qualities the DDCMs are born with. These qualities cause mayhem to rise as many mates chase after it. Each of the candidates fight vigoriously for the chance at the DDCM's affection. And after many full moons only one candidate will be victorious.
After the intense filter of mates, this mating ritual is not complete. The DDCM becomes engorged and fulfills the duty to the partner chosen. This ritual continues daily until offspring is achieved.
Qualities: Intelligent, Agile, Courageous, Passionate, Protective, Nurturing, and Powerful
When it feels threatened it can strike as quickly as a King Cobra and if the DDCM manages to bite the prey will be under its control until death. The prey develops Stockhold Syndrome and begins to protect the DDCM falling into it's spell.
Good looks, Charm, and charisma, are obvious qualities the DDCMs are born with. These qualities cause mayhem to rise as many mates chase after it. Each of the candidates fight vigoriously for the chance at the DDCM's affection. And after many full moons only one candidate will be victorious.
After the intense filter of mates, this mating ritual is not complete. The DDCM becomes engorged and fulfills the duty to the partner chosen. This ritual continues daily until offspring is achieved.
Qualities: Intelligent, Agile, Courageous, Passionate, Protective, Nurturing, and Powerful
I need to find a Darwin(DDCM) for me.
No one better out there than a Darwin (DDCM)!
Damn that Darwin (DDCM) is good looking!
No one better out there than a Darwin (DDCM)!
Damn that Darwin (DDCM) is good looking!
by Have you seen my Honey? December 24, 2016
Get the Darwin (DDCM)mug. 7 people drowned yesterday when there was a hurricane on the way, even though people were screaming at them to get out.
Person 2: That, my friend, is a Darwin event
Person 2: That, my friend, is a Darwin event
by MissyMayhem October 10, 2008
Get the Darwin Eventmug. Jenny: Oh hey, is that the final version of the tech spec?
Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.
Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?
Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.
Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.
Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?
Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.
by mrteacher August 27, 2013
Get the Darwin Documentmug. by Crossedup February 28, 2019
Get the darwin jacksonmug. Natural selection as observed by Charles Darwin; the survival of those who can comprehend the nature of a virus.
'The "protesters" are proudly hastening their own extinction', she thought, as they chanted the name of their ignorant leader. 'Many of them will die in a fog of pure Viral Darwinism.'
by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2020
Get the Viral Darwinismmug. Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.
I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.
by GoneSouth02 April 3, 2013
Get the Darwin Specialmug.