daemon

Variant of daimon.
Daimon: "An attendant spirit"

"Computer Science: A program or process that sits idly in the background until it is invoked to perform its task."

I have several daemon processes running in the background that attend to my various needs.

by mackkie February 1, 2004

DARE

a hypocritical class, usually introduced around 6th grade in which a police officer comes to your class and talks about drug use. "marijuana will KILL you!" "crack will KILL you!" at the end of the course you get a nice little (not little, mine was fuckin huge..its still down to my knees and i got it 2 years ago) T-shirt and theres usually a retarded graduation ceremony an who ever has the best essay gives a speech.

in my opnion, it doesnt work. i barely knew anything about drugs till that class and it only made me want to try drugs.

i went through dare, iv been smoking pot since

guy 1: how did you do on your dare essay?
guy 2: not well, i got a D..apparantly it didnt demot drug use..

by kelsey g January 14, 2008

truth or dare

The only game in the world where you could end up fucking the girl of your dreams, or end up licking the dirty pavement floor. Usually played by horny teenagers.

Teen #1: Truth or dare?
Teen #2: Dare.
Teen #1: I dare you to fuck me right here on the floor right now.
Teen #2: Okay, sounds like a good dare, lets do it!

by LOLSwagMan July 17, 2013

O'Hare Dare

When you try to fly to or from Chicago O'Hare airport without getting delayed.

Tom - "Dude where are you right now"
Mike- "I'm still stuck in Chicago. Delayed 4 hours."
Tom - "You should have known better than to gamble on the O'Hare Dare!"

by 1mpossible April 9, 2009

daredevil boffin

someone who always seems 2 get the highest score in maths even whilst suffering from beubonic plague. however when out of school they lead a secret double life where they do crazy stunts with fellow daredevil boffins. such as bungee jumping off the mensa headquarters and running in front of cars screaming algebra sums.

you'd never have guessed that old archibald fitz-geek was a daredevil boffin!

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

double dog dare

To up the anty when trying to get someone to do something. Not as much as triple dog dare.

I emailed Kristyn and gave her a double dog dare to beat my many entries on urban dictionary!! I dont think she could do it!!!

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

exorcising the brown daemons

A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"

by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009