Cyber Stalking

Constantly looking someone up on the internet. Looking for updates and shit.

I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

cybertard

A cybertard is someone who is ignorant of the way that things work on the internet even after having had enough time to learn, especially when it comes to internet scammers. The definition may extend to people who are clueless about other internet knowledge, such as basic html coding, how to navigate an online forum, etc.

A cybertard is someone who lacks "cyber smarts" (akin to "streetsmarts").

Syn: permanoob

"John fell for that MySpace phishing bulletin and his account got hacked... he's such a cybertard".

by Demiurge December 14, 2008

cyberthug

Someone who talks crap and acts hard over the internet; nerd who hides behind a computer screen acting tough

cyberthug: Man you are so pussy dawg I will beat yo ass man i will fuck you up fo sho!
Normal person: nerd.... quit talking shit over the internet...

by Piggofdoom October 19, 2007

cyber STDs

Viruses you get sent from disgruntled ex cyber boyfriend or girlfriends. Usually happens after a breakup and they're pissed at you and wanna get back at you.

Sean sent Breanna the worst cyber STDs after she cheated on him. That STD was so bad she had to get a new computer...

by Angry Russian Man January 18, 2009

cyberhomosex

the sexual act between two or more men over the net

I did some cyberhomosex with one that looks like boygeorge

by c.h.s. April 17, 2009

Cyber Suicide

When one deletes an account on a website for which one has developed a persona and status due to a specific incident or a general feeling of pointlessness over time.

I got so frustrated with the asshats on insert website here that I commited cyber suicide and deleted my account.

by FunGal_in_SoCal September 6, 2010

Cyber Kafka

defines situations which you feel trapped in the internet bureaucracy.

i was trying to contact a website by emailing them and got this cyber kafka reply.

by Trutl July 5, 2014