royalty customs

Royalty customs has loud pipe hard hitting subs and the realest in the game

Wow did you see royalty customs trucks and did you hear there pipes and subs

by Royaltycustomsdagang101 August 23, 2020

Custom Pie

When you're spending a large amount of money, deliberately going to a friend or relative's shop and buying most of their stock.

"How's business? Not so good? Here, have some custom pie!"

"I just got custom pied by Boris, my shop looks empty."

by Oscarvarium February 15, 2010

Full Custom

Rhythm game term that describe a chart that has original music specially made for it. Popular examples include ExileLord's Soulless series (Guitar Hero/Clone Hero), Renard's Dash Hopes series (Mungyodance) and DDR ALL STARS' Dance Dance Revolution (Dance Dance Revolution), along with many others.

"Yo, ever heard of ExileLord's full customs?"

by FyterX July 18, 2020

difficult customer

A polite way of calling a customer a “Cunt”

“This is a bit of a difficult customer”
Really means
“This is a MASSIVE cunt”

by Angry service worker January 6, 2018

Customer Logic

Throwing all reasoning out the window and being the stupidest fucking moron you can humanly be.

It operates under three basic principles:

1. Complete lack of accountability (even actively refusing to take any)
2. Complete lack of empathy (i.e. sociopathic behavior)
3. Unwarranted self importance (i.e. severe narcissism)

Formal logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: if you park on No Parkin areas, you get a parking ticket.

Customer logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: OMG IT WAS JUST A FUCKING MINUTE I WILL GO TO THE NEAREST STARBUCKS TO DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER AND ASK FOR FREE LATTES FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY SHOULD'VE TOTALLY WARNED ME ABOUT IT AND WILL SUE EVERYONE BECAUSE MY PARKING TICKET IS EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT.

by MrDanteSesma December 16, 2019

Custom cereal

Wen u have cookies in a bowl of milk and mush it up like cereal

I made my own cereal called custom cereal

by Mr jeeper900 March 23, 2023

paying customer

A term used by entitled people as a justification of their shitty behaviour in a commercial premises they patronise.

Karen: You better show some respect towards paying customers!
Manager: (shows security footage of Karen acting like a Karen)
Karen: Oh shit my cover is blown.

by AwkwrdPrtMskrt May 26, 2020