Pink Custard

Cum mixed with blood

Bitch was on her period so I gave her pink custard.

by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015

Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.

Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?

by Captain Custard September 12, 2014

Custard Kid

Someone who eats custard in a pot with a spoon.

Person a: look at Ryan, he's such a custard kid

by anonymous3748273 May 3, 2022

Knuckle Custard

A busted load of jizz all over your fingers after rubbing one out.

Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.

I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Lung custard

Like lung butter. Possibly lumpy.

Clotilda Puddingworth coughed up some lung custard. Shall I put this in a sandwich, she wondered.

by Mr Thick December 19, 2012

Cole Custard

Race car driver for Stewart-Haas Racing

Cole Custard is evil >:)

by racingflxmes October 23, 2020

Custard Pop

The post coital penis. When you bust your nut custard in your girl’s vag or ass and after withdrawal, she graciously orally inhales your juice covered chubster and cleans you off.

Rachel is such a gracious young lover. She always takes the custard pop.

She wasted no time enveloping her hot mouth around my custard pop.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018