by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015
Get the Pink Custardmug. The act of hugging a relative who is visiting, usually on a surprise visit that happened just after you've masturbated onto your stomach, leaving no time for cleanup
Aunt Judy showed up at the absolute wrong time, but I didn't have time to change so she got a custard hug
by RedNick73 September 16, 2017
Get the custard hugmug. when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)
the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.
by JDursse January 3, 2009
Get the [canadian custard]mug. Race car driver for Stewart-Haas Racing
by racingflxmes October 23, 2020
Get the Cole Custardmug. His blue veigned custard chucker was throbbing, but alas, it would be denied without him wearing the trusted custard muffler.
by Bruce Juice June 3, 2017
Get the custard mufflermug. When you pull out to spray your man gravy over your girls chest puppies ,and direct hit your load right in her Adams apple
by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018
Get the Custard applemug. A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard
by DjBunWun March 6, 2019
Get the Muddy Custardmug.