The act of where a male cumshot has landed, and has been ejaculated with such a power and strength that it's as if Gandalf himself has gifted it with his aid from the flames of the mountain of Erebor. There are few with this power, and those that do are often in hiding because they do not wish to destroy the world with such a force, or allow it to fall into the wrong hands. A Gandalf Cumshot is easily identifiable if the female is wearing makeup, because the cumshot should have hit it with so much force that the makeup is no more. Side effects may contain the female being dead/partially wounded as a result. Beware.
Guy 1 "Did you see the twin towers yesterday?" Guy 2- "Yeah, I heard Osama Bin Laden did a Gandalf Cumshot"
guy1- did you see Kim last night? guy2- yeah, she looked so bad she had taken a gandalf cumshot
guy1- did you see Kim last night? guy2- yeah, she looked so bad she had taken a gandalf cumshot
by danceonmybelly August 11, 2014
Get the gandalf cumshotmug. A tasty cocktail made of 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps, 1.5 oz Whipped Cream, and 1 part Irish Cream, all mixed with crushed ice. Popular among older gay men. Also known as a "Cocksucking Cowboy."
by Collegeguy21bi December 1, 2010
Get the Cowboy Cumshotmug. “Carter Krause” dude my cumshot distance was Insane last night. I hit my next door Neighbor Ajani threw my window!
by @twoProfessionalretards July 8, 2020
Get the cumshot distancemug. when a gay couple are having sex and boyfriend 1 is prepared to cum all over his boyfriend, boyfriend 2 takes his toupee off and comes on his head.
Boyfriend 1: " fuck with me, you stuck me with!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"
by the Blue BUC November 13, 2011
Get the tabletop cumshotmug. During sexual intercourse when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his genitals out of the girls vagina and proceed to twist his penis into knots causing the sperm to stay in the penis. He must then proceed to punch himself several times in the testicles rupturing his balls and causing them to internally bleed causing the blood to flow into the sperm flow. He then removes the knot and begins to extract the bloody sperm unto the female anus, making the girl fart.
by LeJoePoe December 10, 2013
Get the Arabian Cumshotmug. a face (typically a woman's) that is only good for cumshots. a face that is about half sexy and half ugly. a face that the popular girl in high school usually has. typically a face that you will see on most porn stars.
Guy 1: Did you here Daniel say that Jessica's face was beautiful?
Guy 1: In what world is she "beautiful?" She has such a cumshot face.
Guy 1: In what world is she "beautiful?" She has such a cumshot face.
by JakuffKing July 27, 2020
Get the Cumshot Facemug. Wherein you're watching porn about to nut and you take a chance skipping to a different scene and you nut to a freeze frame loading wheel.
by Harryseaword702 September 3, 2022
Get the icarus cumshotmug.