Boston alarm clock

Waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.

Did you hear about the guy suing the YMCA? He was taking a nap and some dude gave him a Boston Alarm Clock.

by JPeterson December 18, 2013

poop o’clock

poop o’clock- the time of poop

it’s poop o’clock!

by poopoclock420 August 20, 2019

Rape Clock

Rape Clock is a meme from 4chan's /b/.

It's a picture of Silent Hill 2's Pyramid Head drawn next to a large clock that says "rape" at every time slot with the hands almost together at one of the "rape"s.

Pyramid Head has one hand up in surprise exclaiming, "Good Heavens, just look at the time!"

"The Rape Clock says I'm late for a 'meeting' in the park. And by meeting, I mean rape."

by Atomic Envy May 10, 2009

clock a grip

to make money (a grip of cash in your hand)

from the 90's... Dr. Dre and Snoop referenced it

I clocked a grip off of that last batch of rocks.

by OE800 February 26, 2005

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

Kaffer O'clock

The official name for South Africa's power utility outage problem known as Loadshedding.
This is the direct cause of the ANC party being completely inept at running a country and stealing trillions of dollars in taxpayer money.

Heads up, its Kaffer O'clock from 2pm to 8pm

by T the dog June 28, 2022

smacks o'clock

Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.

Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"

by Johnny Dangeroux August 21, 2009