Crapitalism

Crapitalism is the evident failing of the capitalistic system. After excessive attempts to crapitize on consumer companies begin to make products that self destruct or break easily. To ensure adequate employment workers might take 2 years on a job that might be finished in as little as 6 monthes. Crapitalism is an indicator of the evolution of Capitalism to Imperialism this phase is commonly indicated by a loss of middle class and a greater divide between haves and have not. If the condition is untreated it leads to revolutions and civil unrest and forks into community based communism that seeks independence from breaucractical leeches.

Crapitalism inheirits the migration of capitalism to imperialism.

Damn crapitalism i just bought a sega pslazy8 and the game system self destructed.

Stupid crapitalism those workers spent 12 monthes fixing the road during lunch and traffic hours and now they have to dig it back up again and lay power lines.

by Au. October 11, 2015

cryptic wisdom

The rawest underground rapper you'll be able to find on youtube. A short stout motherfucker. Fuckin awesome. If you don't know him. Go kill yourself.

"Hey, you hear that new Cryptic Wisdom song?"
"Who's that?"
Hand twitches
"Run. Run very fuckin fast."

by MatchMaker. Your ass + My Boot January 23, 2014

crypto

Shorthand name for cryptography.

If you need to secure some data, just use crypto.

by PorkWaffle January 2, 2012

Crypt

(adj.) Not to be confused with the term when contextually describing dank ass bud, conversely here, this is when one refers to something that is gruesome or hideous in nature, resembling "the living dead straight from the crypt." Also can refer to objects that are bootleg or broke-ass.

Ah, gross man, did you see the grenade your boy made out with on the dance floor? Duuuuuu, girl was fuckin crypt.

Look at that car, its got 4 mismatching rims from wal-mart, that shit's wack. No man, that whip is crypt as fuck.

by RoobyDoobyDoo March 10, 2011

Crypticchick

A girl with both brains and beauty. A woman who looks great and you can have a conversation with..
Also mysterious and stunning Crypticchick illumantes any room and everyone whats to be in her company.

Hey Steve, I'm going out with a

Chypticchick

she's got both

brains and beauty..
She's a beautiful woman and interesting to talk too...
Crypticchick a female with brains and beauty....

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Cryptochroniccunalight

Weed that's so dank, it doesn't even exist yet.
(Term coined by Kat Williams)

"Remember that shit I gave you last week nigga? That's nothin. This shit here nigga's cryptochroniccunalight.

by TheFuegoMiester April 21, 2008

cryptarded

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.

Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.

by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008