crutch

Something that if a guy uses to get a girl, he's a douchebag.

Guy: My brother has had a hard time in life, so because I care about him, we should get together. Right?

Girl: Nope. Not on the same page. It seems you're using that as a crutch to get with me.

Guy: But I should get something for the pain I'm suffering, dammit!

(The girl slaps him and walks away.)

Guy: That was deserved. . .that was deserved.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

NUT CRUTCH

SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT BOOST YOUR EGO AFTER GETTING IT SHOT DOWN A FEW NOTCHES.

I NEED A NUT CRUTCH AFTER THAT EMBARRASSMENT.

by BDBD14 April 7, 2024

Crutch

Something that gives a bad player a significant advantage and/or something that's good but doesn't take much skill and hinders the actual good players in a game

1. "Dude I hate it so much when they b
uff the Warhammer, it barely takes any skill to use it"

2. "Not gonna lie, Brawler's rage path is basically just a crutch for bad players"

by Zukov The Ultra W October 25, 2023

crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles

sian isaac the crutch slapper

by simon williams32 December 14, 2009

Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.

Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!

by S. Keys May 2, 2022

nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.

I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.

by BDBD14 April 7, 2024

phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch

Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!

by The Double E February 27, 2024