Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.

Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)

by EvilHamster August 1, 2012

crossfade

a kick ass group, but their cd has only 10 tracks.

other good songs besides cold and starless are colors, so far away and no giving up.

by Adrian December 16, 2004

Crossfader

A mixture of ketamine and MDMA. So named because of the smooth transition between the two effects you get.

I did a crossfader last night, it was nice and warm and fuzzy when I came back to earth.

by Just some dude yeah October 4, 2010

Crossed Legs

When A woman crosses her legs to stop a man from pulling out, normally a hooker.

I hired a great hooker last night, but now I'm worried because she had crossed legs.

by mememememer February 19, 2011

Crossed

A plague that causes its victims to carry out their most evil thoughts. Carriers of the virus are known as the Crossed due to a cross-like rash that appears on their faces. This contagion is primarily spread through bodily fluids, which the Crossed have used to great effect by treating their weapons with it.

The crossed run amok, killing, raping, and maiming. Aircrafts were crashed into buildings, nuclear power plants were intentionally blown up and families and friends butchered each other with whatever weapons they could find.

by WalkerTalker12 August 7, 2012

crossed over

when one has indulged in mind altering substances and moves to another state of mind

Far out bruz I crossed over hard last night, nummie nummies

by shujon March 28, 2015

Crossroads

A superb song by the 60's supergroup Cream. Similar to sex, with 6 strings and an amp.

Jim:"I went down to the Crossroads, fell down on my knees..."
Bob: "Hey, that is a good song. Let's be friends."

by Hoch Junge November 8, 2008