Croissant

Carl Wheezer Loves them!

"Um yes, Are you gonna finish that qausaunt"

croissant

by dell lo September 13, 2020

Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.

Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!

by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023

Pink Croissant

A vagina

Hey bro do you like pink croissants?

by B1765 March 16, 2025

Sloppy croissant

When you fold your girl in half, cover her in butter, and give her that sloppy

“I was so hungry and horny I had to give my girl that sloppy croissant”

by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025

La Croissant

A word used to express your excitement about something.

Jessica: "We have a substitute instead of Mr. Jenkins today."
Jordan: "La croissant!"

by IHRN September 28, 2018

Croissanting

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a 🥐

We was croissanting last night

by Dafuq.nig January 14, 2021

Croissant Lord

some person online (totally not me) who is an idiot

Croissant Lord

by (totally not) Croissant Lord October 30, 2023