Town Crier

A gullible person on a social networking site like facebook who updates their status with messages telling other people to read, copy and post the same message them selves.
This is done because they believe that if they do not, something bad will happen, although this is almost certainly untrue.

Person 1: "Facebook will become a paysite from August first! Post this message in your status. If enough people do it, the staff will change their mind."

Person 2: "Oh gee, another Town Crier."

by Amphibiot November 3, 2009

the chrivers

A sexual position named after a college student. The act consists of two men having sex. One man standing while the other man mounts him from behind and wraps his legs around him while inserting his penis into the other man's anus. While reaming the man's asshole, the mounter begins to shit himself, but the shit must be a very specific kind of shit, it must be explosive diahrea. The force of the shit being expelled must be great enough to form the shape of a rooster tail. While fucking the other man's ass and shitting in the form of a rooster tail, the mounter must dip his feet in vegetable oil (or any other lubricant) and then give the mountee a reacharound using his feet. Thus, a Chrivers is performed. This sexual feat has only been achieved once by the person it was named for.

the phrase "the chrivers" in daily use:

"Dude did you hear about John and Joe?"
"No what happened?"
"Well apparently they got really shit faced and started going at it."
"That's pretty gross dude."
"No, that's not even the gross part. Do you know what a Chrivers is?"
"You mean the guy from second floor?"
"No, the sexual position."
"What the fuck?"
"Look it up on urbandictionary.com. It's pretty fucked up. Anyways, Joe did it to John. It's kinda freaking me out."

by Mr Eric D November 8, 2008

crive

crying while driving

"What took you so long?"
"Sorry, I took the long way here and had a good crive to All By Myself"

by lostandfawn January 13, 2010

criter

A creative writer, in abbreviated form, should read criter surely. I mean, take the Cr (in creative) & add iter (from writer) and we have criter. Most of us prefer to simplify the english language in any case, with less characters. We live in an age where less is more, so the more we can reduce words and time the better. For your consideration. Thank you :)

I know a criter who can help you out .. she works for a publishing company and runs her own business. She also doesn't see the point in using more words/characters than our language requires. Time is money after all. The more characters and words is is often not worth the time in this day and age.

by Criter dot com May 29, 2018

criber

From the root word "Cribs" which is a show in MTV where they show the houses of different celebrities.

Criber is a person who loves to hang out at a friend's house.

Barney: Hey! Wanna hang out at my place tomorrow?

Big Bird: Sure thing! You know I'm a Criber!

Barney: Lol that's right yeah you are such a Criber!

by ultramind June 12, 2011

Induced Drazy Crive

A state of sheer bliss experience upon being in the company of an incredibly Godlike, gorgeous and stunning individual who exudes an irresistible magnetism which drives you crazy. Their incredibleness influences you in such a way that words jumble and thus the term 'drazy crive' was dubbed to label the experience. Note the DrazyCrive inducer requires a high level of the above stated qualities, at least enough to shatter all measuring devices used to record their intensities. In other words, the inducer is one awesome entity.

have you met that foot ball player? i'll say, i think i'm about to fall with a bout of induced drazy crive.

by old mac donald July 7, 2010

chivery

chivery (chiv'ery-ee) So cold it's chilly and makes you shiver. syn. nipply

It's chivery outside. I better get a sweatshirt.

by sleepyjeanne October 27, 2009