criber

From the root word "Cribs" which is a show in MTV where they show the houses of different celebrities.

Criber is a person who loves to hang out at a friend's house.

Barney: Hey! Wanna hang out at my place tomorrow?

Big Bird: Sure thing! You know I'm a Criber!

Barney: Lol that's right yeah you are such a Criber!

by ultramind June 12, 2011

crier

someone who cries

Wow, Jimmy's such a crier!

by Sir Felipe February 14, 2020

craber

a person who jerks off under covers and chooses not to jerkoff with just his hand in his pantz

Jeb: thanks for takin all the covers Tito, well at leats i wont be a craber
Tito: huh?

by Craber101 March 18, 2005

Craber

A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.

Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.

by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011

criberal

A crippled liberal. Doesn't actually have anything to do with the person's physical health or political affiliation. Just a meaningless insult

"You're a criberal"
"What does criberal mean"
"If you know you know"

by magmalord01 October 21, 2019

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

by Charlie694 April 18, 2015

Chiberia

Chi-beria is a term coined by NWS meteorologist Ricky Castro (on his way to work) before the 1/6/2014 polar vortex outbreak. The City of Chicago and greater suburban areas reached AIR temperatures at around -15 degree Fahrenheit. Combined with even colder wind chills of down to -50 degrees Fahrenheit and about a foot of snow, social media controller for the NWS decided it would accurately depict the severity of the upcoming weather and cause people to take precaution. The word went viral via hastags (#) and became to be used as a term to describe Chicago during periods of extreme cold weather. Simple etymology consists of combining the names "Chicago" with "Siberia". It means conditions for the city will or currently rival conditions of Siberia, notorious for extreme cold and snow.

"Man it's cold today in Chicago"
"yeah, welcome to Chiberia dude"

"With temperatures staying below zero for over 48 hours, you wouldn't be able to tell if you're in Chicago or Siberia. Perhaps you're in Chiberia"

"Chicago experienced the biggest chill in nearly 20 years. We’re talking (feels like) tempeatures of -40 to -50 degrees. Keep warm, Chicago! #Chiberia"--fox chicago news

by chiraqimofoo January 25, 2014