chatically

Word used when you are expressing feelings through a chat.

For example when you miss someone you next met before but only communicated with him/her via w.a /snapchat /instagram.....

I miss her not physically but chatically

by sipnamoipnatoi June 24, 2020

Criminally Horny

When one is longing for sexual interaction to a shocking degree and it is evident to everyone around them.

Kevin was so criminally horny last night I had to get the funk out of there.

by TheDuke97 February 26, 2022

critical sprint

The race between journalists to publish the first review of a major exhibition or art event

A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale?
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…

by freeze_magazine March 10, 2023

Critical Wealth Theory

An academic theory that proposes that because money is a social construct, the wielder of this knowledge can somehow change their socio-economic status or identity through self-identifying as something different.

Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.

Gurl 1: You can't afford that Stacy!

Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?

Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!

Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.

Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!

Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.

Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!

by Curious Beast March 17, 2023

Critical Thinker

synonym of contrarian, apparently

(sarcasm)

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.

Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.

by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023

Business Critical

'Business Critical' is THE highest level of critical. It comes higher than 'critical' 'uber critical' & 'life & death critical' on the scale of all things critical

If something is 'business critical' you have to do it no matter what. You should trample on your own family if that is what it takes to get it done!

by Nando19 July 8, 2010

Critical Adventure

A franchise that should've died after the second game killed itself.
Calex, (fuck you) was the owner and was cancelled after the devs found out he was paying someone underhanded to remake the game and not paying the actual developers, now people want to revive it because "oh nostalgia trip!!!!!"

"Critical Adventure is retarded, why do people still make spinoff games?"

by MomDoer2014 February 3, 2021