Sci-Fi Crimes

Chevelle's 5th album, released August 31st 2009. The first song to be released as a single was "Jars". Sci-Fi Crimes is one seriously badass album.

1) Sleep Apnea
2) Mexican Sun
3) Shameful Metaphors
4) Jars
5) Fell Into Your Shoes
6) Letter From A Thief
7) Highland's Apparition
8) Roswell's Spell
9) Interlewd
10) A New Momentum
11) This Circus

I love my Sci-Fi Crimes album more than my mom.

by jealousykills October 16, 2009

First word crisis

Having a hard time talking after a long period of silence

“She had a serious first word crisis after spending the entire morning doing homework”

by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013

poverty crimes

Criminal infractions such as shoplifting your dinner, totaling parked cars on the way home from a bar, small-time liquor store and gas station holdups, destroying property in bar fights or stealing some kid’s piggy bank money.

As with most poverty crimes, I was hella high or seriously shitfaced during the pathetic act itself!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2020

walker's crisps

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

by Nige December 21, 2004

But can it run crisis?

A phrase used whenever an electronic device, computer or computer component is brought up in a thread; usually to ask how powerful it is due to Crisis and Crisis 2 having some of the best graphics and highest system requirements for computer games.

Dude A: I just got a new graphics card today!
Dude B: That's cool bro, but can it run crisis?

by zxvcn October 9, 2011

Midlife Crisis

The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.

Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.

by maxaddicted August 30, 2010

Korean Missile Crisis

the moment you are frantically trying to flush a toilet full of your own diarrhea, because you have an uncontrollable urge to vomit into said toilet. this usually is preceded by a night of drinking soju (or other alcohol) and eating Korean food (or other spicy ethnic food)

Aar: How was last nights dinner?
Kas: Great, but it ended in a Korean Missile Crisis
Aar: Oh...

by Aaron Plascencia August 20, 2008