cream cheese people

The whitest of the white people. Very uppity and act like they are holier than thou.

Her family is full of them cream cheese people.

by RaeBabii90 February 8, 2020

Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Cream cheese

Sloppy goo, sucked out of a mans pickle to give ladies romantic tingling feelings.

Dan gave me cream cheese last night it was so good.

by CREAMYMONSTER August 10, 2021

Arabic Cream Cheese

Arabic Cream cheese means a person who is above average in most positive things

You are very Arabic Cream Cheese, dude!

by chill64 August 31, 2024

Bukake Cream Cheese Pussy

The end result of a gang bang where the woman has a creampie from each man while she also has a particularly bad yeast infection.

Did you see that stuff coming out of her...Was that bukake cheese cake pussy or was that bukake cream cheese pussy?

by OrphicDionysus1981 July 3, 2025

cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

by Saevi June 16, 2023