Creaming the Cheese

When you have ejaculated but you keep wanking with some semen on the tip of your penis and under your foreskin until it it goes from viscous to semi solid, similar in consistency to a wet cheese.

Sorry I'm late bro, I was just Creaming the Cheese

by NIGGRO BOII 300 September 21, 2016

cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023