Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

by givit May 22, 2009

crapperskates

an expression of disgust. something has gone terribly wrong or not as expected.

Crapperskates, Johnny Tremain screwed his hand up.

by Robbercon March 7, 2007

Crapple

Cranberry and apple, usually reffering to juice.

I love crapple juice.

by Green Tak December 9, 2008

crapple

1. A dish made up of crap and apple which is bitter-sweet.
2. The active non-exercise of said values.

Yesterday my company gave me a crapple sandwich with a side of "good job" and my final paycheck!

by muahlamb4 July 30, 2009

Crapple

An apple that looks like it should be nice and tasty but is really disappointing.

"Dammit! It's a crapple."

by The Scrabble Kings June 27, 2007

crApple

The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.

This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

crapple

A word from Family guy...

Holy CRIPP hes a CRAPPLE!!!!

by oopoop September 13, 2006