Cram’s Theory

The person who brought up the theory cannot be the Imposter.

Guys it can’t be me, I know Cram’s Theory.

by Not An Imposter November 22, 2020

Crammed Canyon

When a male shits on a females vagina, then pushes the shit into her using his penis.

Guy: Hey look at that! (pointing)
Girl: what? (looks away)
Guy: (shits on girls vagina)
Girl: EWW! WTF?!
Guy: (goes to town before girl has time to react)

One way to have a crammed canyon ^^^

by JoeFlo January 26, 2006

cram a tam

when a chick shoves a tampon up her cunt when she is bleading

damn girl, you on yo period? you betta go cram a tam

by a loose cunt March 6, 2009

cram danky

N. 1. the act of copulation, often refering to the more ribald forms, in connection to female genitalia (but not limited to).
2. an exclamation, denoting suprise, delight, or contrastingly, disappointment.

"Did you get some cram danky last night?"

"Since the baby came, George had resorted to cram danky with his morning bagel."

by spunky munky February 10, 2005

cram handle

A random item that is user defined. An all purpose, universal designation for just about anything.

Give me one of those cram handles over there.

I'm not sure what that is, some kind of blue cram handle ?

by Brad124124 November 20, 2007

Rash Cram

After cramming someone. To add more effect you shit on top of them. This wont add a sliding effect like the Easily Sliding Cram, all it will do is make the girl hate you more. It will give them a rash if it is on them for to long and most likely give them some disease.

I hated this girl so much so i just did a Rash Cram to her.

by Father Christmas November 4, 2004

Cram and scram

A one night stand in which the visitor leaves before any potential morning after interactions can take place

"I know I had my beer goggles on, and there were no eggs in the fridge for omelets, so I opted for a cram and scram."

by AbeNH January 7, 2009