crackpon

Crack applied to a tampon then inserted in ones asshole.

Reid:
Dude, last night was a fuckin' blur...why does my asshole hurt like I was raped by a black man?

Andy:
Ummmm...because you were raped by a black man. You took that crackpon like a powerbottom faggot.

by Whisker Lickin May 3, 2009

crackpoint

The point when a person exposed even the slightest will crack.

One more word from you and dont know what i´ll do. I´m at my crackpoint.

If he have one more drink he will surely die. He is at his crackpoint.

by redhead60 February 6, 2010

Colon Crockpot

The end result of too much procrastipating (wasting time by sitting on the shitter) until after an excessive amount of time you realize that you didn't actually shit, but now it's too late and you have to get off the pot (ttl;cs - took too long, couldn't shit) just before you turn into a HPC-DB (human pressure cooker - dirty bomb) you first go through the stage known as the "Colon Crockpot"

If he didn't make it home soon, the pungent aroma leaking out of his Colon Crockpot wasn't the only thing that will be leaking out!

by Ferenczy June 7, 2016

Crockpot

A process of giving a women/man a gaping asshole. From there you proceed to bust inside said butt. you then proceed to urinate inside the cum filled asshole. Then you take a shit inside of this horrid mixture as well as vomit into the asshole of your lover. To finish off this masterpiece, you proceed to put your dick back inside of the filled up ass and stir it around.

Reverend, I just gave Dave a gnarly Crockpot last night.

by CooKiEM0nSteR July 20, 2009

German Crockpot

(n.) A bloody beat-down of 3 or more jews; Can be cause by filling tube socks with wood screws and taking batting practice to their little jew faces; (v.) simply shitting in a pot in and drowning a jew's fucking kike face in it.

Mark: " Hey there's that fucking jew Goldensteinbergman"

Muhammad: "Lets make a german crockpot out of his family!"

by Ronny Chizano April 26, 2011

crackotomy

the long lasting effects of illicit substances on the brain, such as a lobotomy would be in medical terms.

she's so stupid from all the crack she's smoked, she's had a full frontal crackotomy.

by miss megan February 7, 2007

crockpotcher

To be crockpotched, usually twice in the face whilst under the influence of beer & weed. Shouting ''crockpotch!!'' after potching will ensure your Crockpotch has been correctly executed.

Fat willy crockpotcher my mum in the face whilst taking a drag off a spliff from his anus!

by Fromage April 8, 2007