Country club pour

The generous pour of wine or spirit that you expect an exclusive club would give members. It can also occur when you're nice and polite, and your friendly waiter/waitress tips the bottle a couple seconds longer. Everyone gets tips-y.

I should have ordered the sancerre Frazier - that's a country club pour

by Cornellian2014 May 8, 2020

Country

A type of music genre plagued by wanna be pop fags who make music about the same shit with a fake accent that sounds like they’re trying to do an impression of the same guy. With “artists” like, Luke Bryan, Toby Kieth, Garth Brooks, ect. With a general community also plagued by wannabe fags who dress like retards with their cowboy boots, and sometimes act loud and obnoxious. Take not they should not be confused with real country or outlaw country, which has stars like Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, ect.

Generic White Yankee who listens to country: “Oh my god I’m so country, I listen to Luke Bryan because he’s so country.”
Generic White Redneck: “You’re a fag”

by Hellbilly Redneck September 10, 2023

George the Country Singer

A famous American country singer, (George Strait) which sings country music to ducks, so they can relax. Sings also to Hesus believers. Hesus is a spirit which now lives in a rubber duck and brings luck to whoever seeks after it, and whoever likes taking baths with rubber ducks, likes ducks and/or rubber ducks, or is a duck farmer or owns a rubber duck shop!

Duck 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Duck 2: No. But you know who will.
Duck 1: George the Country Singer!
Duck 2: That's right!

Person 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Person 2: No. But you know who will.
Person 1: George the Country Singer!
Person 2: That's right!

by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 3, 2019

Olympia Fields Country Club

A country club in the south suburbs of Chicago where the wealthy whites escape all other races to play “gods game”(golf) with their white friends.

Stacey: Want to go to Olympia Fields Country Club with me to play some golf?

Anne: What about all those blacks?

Stacey: Don’t worry, they have barbed wire fences

by FOAC July 26, 2022

Country Roads

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Bill Danoff / John Denver / Taffy Nivert Danoff
Take Me Home, Country Roads lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Reservoir Media Management Inc

Guy 1: hey have you heard of the country roads.

Guy 2: *starts singing*

by MinecraftPro69 June 18, 2020

Bat Country

Bat Country is known from the 1998 movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas which is based on the Book written by Hunter S. Thompson, with the same title of course. They drive through the heat stroke ridden weathered desert with nothing in sight for miles also known as "Bat Country" on their way to Las Vegas strung out on Ether, Acid, and other mucilaginous drugs they had in the trunk.

*Driving down the hot desert roads full speed*
*suddenly the car comes to screeching holt*
Raoul: WE CANT STOP HERE THIS IS BAT COUNTRY! *waving around a fly swatter*
*bat drops down onto dirt road as they pull away*

by Colonel Depp September 4, 2019

cross country geek

1. Derogatory name used to describe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.

2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.

**It is rude to call someone a cross country geek unless you self-identify as one.

Also see: trackie

That cross country geek would jump off an 18 story building if they got rid of xc tomorrow.

by ~~~ September 2, 2008