cornothologist

a person who has devoted their lives to the study of every type of corn. Also a religion; cornothy, the worship of corn. Many people have devoted their lives to coernothy, in which you have to memorize every type of corn existing to man kind to be considered enlightened by the gods of Coern.

I want to be a cornothologist when I grow up!

by Coerngrl16 October 13, 2010

Carrot in the peach

When a lady loves a man in a very special way (with a strap on in the ass)

"I heard something really weird today!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"

by saydalaide October 7, 2011

Carrot Bagging

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.

Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.

by Itzamna314 October 2, 2015

carrot person

TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE

I CANT BELIEVE THAT CARROT PERSON WON

by BANANATRUMP November 6, 2017

Corroachin

To vibe really hard

Man he really be corroachin over there

by Asdfghjkl5252 January 23, 2020

carrot clit

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.

oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!

by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021

Carrotslide

In popular culture a 'Carrotslide' is defined as a 'Memorable or good moment, object, dish or achievement involving carrots'. It was popularized in the late 2010's by the Melbourne Carrot Man, a local celebrity.

Damn, that carrot cake was such a Carrotslide

by thecarrotman September 20, 2023