Faithful Correspondent

A faithful correspondent promptly and thoughtfully replies to all communique.

A faithful correspondent, Montana kept in touch with New Jersey via text, e-mail, snail mail, facsimile, telegraph, and smoke signals.

by 1LSLS November 22, 2011

politically-correctardation

The attempt to please all sides even to the detriment of one's own wellbeing.

NATO's politically-correctardation is doing the world a great disfavor.

by Marvelboy May 6, 2013

freudian auto-correct

happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.

A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought

(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?

by lamelikebetty November 14, 2011

Sad By Correcting

You correct someone in a video game/text chat when you already know what it meant so it adds unnecessary dialogue to the conversation.

me: I hate rgaves players
them: graves* fking stupid
me: you're sad by correcting me

by brandonplayz February 18, 2021

Corroboree

A religious dance for Aboriginals. Usually taken place around a very large camp fire fuelled by various stolen objects and flammable items.

"Bloody hell, the Boongs next door are having another Corroboree. Go and check if the back shed is locked.

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

Corruptometer

Simple anthropometric device used for measuring the correlation between personal corruption and the girth of the bellies of inhabitants of impoverished regions of the world. One notes a generalized increase in levels of illicit behavior as the belly measurements increase. Bolstered by designer gyms, chic life-styles and personal trainers, radically different conclusions will be noted from analysis of corruptometer readings drawn from subjects from the post-industrial world.

"We used the corruptometer to suss out who was dastardly in the group of strangers who took us in following the fall of the dictatorship."

by Muyuna July 27, 2008

golden corral

the place where rednecks and senior citizens come to dine every single day.

usual golden corral guest = no teeth

by g o d April 30, 2006