Corporate Fixie/Gears

Individual that works a 9-5 corporate job. Once the clock hits 5, you can find such individual riding a bike around town. Cut-off shorts are not required, but a casual Friday look will due.

"Yeah. Cool. See you at the park around 6:00 pm. I'll just turn in some numbers to my boss and go home and change." - Corporate Fixie/Gears

by Eatingpapaya&drinkinggordolobo August 8, 2012

Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.

After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.

by Rankojin July 15, 2004

corporate colostomy

A company man/woman who always has there head up their arse eating their own shit. Ultimately, when they take there heads out, they normally talk shit as well

Brian Birkett

by cumbrianbeast January 15, 2004

corporate frat

One who is involved in general debauchery during the week -drinking past midnight, hooking up with random girls, passing out in a place other than their own - but always shows up for his high paying corporate job on time each day. The person must be under the age of 35, have an income over $100,000, and never know the name of the girls he sleeps with.

"Joe was out till like 3am last night, he finally banged that girl from accounting, and then he gave a killer presentation at this morning's meeting." "Yeah, that's some serious corporate frat".

by DC Debauchery June 24, 2008

Corporate Toilet Paper

Corporate Toilet Paper (CTP) - An employee that is irreplaceable, always in demand, impossible to do without, and required by every single other person at work, but is universally looked down upon and has all of the business 'crap' thrust upon them being at a rank too low to refuse it. This person is very intelligent, technical, and often has poor social skills and/or low social standing. A corporate toilet paper is never promoted due to that person's high value in a low position. In many professions this person is female due to a male dominated corporate structure of veiled misogyny.

Mary is this firm's corporate toilet paper. She's the only employee with the skills to handle the difficult 'crap' jobs and they don't promote her because of it. Her boss is an idiot, but he went to college with the president's son.

by Lord Viper Scorpion May 20, 2009

Corporate Profit Day

Otherwise known as Saint Valentine's Day. Celebrated on February 14 every year, Corporate Profit Day is the time of year that business rakes in billions of dollars preying on the irrational desire of many couples to legitimize their relationships in the eyes of their peers.

Jill: Hey Jack! What did you get your girlfriend for Corporate Profit Day?

Bob: I got her a box of chocolates and some flowers because we are getting SO serious!

Jill: Oh, you must love her more than my boyfriend loves me because he only got me a box of chocolates.

by clippo February 26, 2011

Corporate LARPing

Live Action Role Play consisting of dressing and acting like middle-aged business men. This is usually done in large groups in corporate settings such as hotel bars or conference rooms.

"I think those three guys who crashed the business lunch were just corporate larping"

by Bill from HR October 7, 2011