Chicken-cooping

To press your boxer-contained boner against a girls butt cheeks while spooning

He kept chicken-cooping me last night and I liked it. Kept my back warm all night.

by V spot November 5, 2014

Carping

Carping or to carp; is when a fellow employee down talks you straight to your immediate boss to make him or herself look better.

Jimmy carped Brent by loudly making it known that Brent was ten minutes late for work, as a result of the carping Jimmy got the promotion not Brent.

by Mr. Sek C. January 15, 2012

copping the feels

Catching feelings or getting horny

Yo I'm so copping the feels for her

by Feunix Jones Smith May 19, 2017

corging

The act of declining an invitation to a party or invitation.

"Hey Bill, did your corg the party last night?"
"Are you going to Bill's party tonight?" "No fool, I'm corging it's Gatlington day!"

by slick_blick January 18, 2023

Owen Cornings

1) Name of an inulation company; which is used as slang to describe a womans workout/athletic pants such as Lulu lemons; which are so tight due to her fatness; or mammoth thighs; if someone were to cut the pants flab and skin would burst out; similar to cutting open a bag of insulation.

Jack: "Hey man Lucy was rocking the treadmill in her owen cornings today"

John: "Jesus fuck; she looks like a speed skater in those babies!"

by Johnny John John John? March 30, 2011

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

corking the blumpkin

to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.

"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"

by dickymon August 20, 2006