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Seditious Conspiracy

Since 1861, in the United States, seditious conspiracy is codified at 18 U.S.C. § 2384:

If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.
When the second branch of the federal government organizes a mob to lay siege to the first branch to interrupt the peaceful transition of elected power, that’s a seditious conspiracy.
by Word Ranch June 6, 2022
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9/11 Conspiracy

An idea that George Bush organized 9/11. It's fucking stupid but it's fun to use in some situations.
Martin hid in a bush while playing hide and seek and yelled:
"I call this technique the 9/11 conspiracy because it involves a bush!"

Credit to a shitty youtuber named Darkk Mane
by AltSLEEP May 27, 2019
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Pornspiracy

When a porn site conspires against someone they have chosen not to like. The rules of privacy one would expect on a porn site do not apply to the chosen victim. They begin Insulting him and plotting to do weird shit to annoy the unlucky bastard. It may seem like only a porn site, but if you are deemed unworthy to chat with the naked women you will suffer a horrible fate.
Pornspiracy can happen when porn trash losers take their porn site way too seriously.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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Pornspiracy

When a porn site conspires against someone they have chosen not to like. The rules of privacy one would expect on a porn site do not apply to the chosen victim. They begin Insulting him and plotting to do weird shit to annoy the unlucky bastard. It may seem like only a porn site, but if you are deemed unworthy to chat with the naked women you will suffer a horrible fate.
Pornspiracy can happen when porn trash losers take their porn site way too seriously.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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The Great Conspiracial Revolution

An era of the modern 21st century's world of internet where conspiracy and science fought, where conspiracy becomes science. Peaking human IQ levels and descend back down.
The early 2020s exploded with information, greatly outbalancing truth. Sparking The Great Conspiracial Revolution

Tech giants are ground zero for conspiracial information, most of which are absolutely agaisnt science.
by 1m1m0 December 23, 2022
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conspiracy theorists

Crazy nutjobs that think there is a greater purpose behind everything... And the US government is behind EVERYTHING.
Conspiracy Theorists: Hey! Why did these two buildings collapse, those two planes couldn't have done that!

2: Wait a second.. I think JFKs brains sprayed the wrong way!
by Eliwashere March 25, 2008
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Conspiracy theory

Something people make up to make themselves feel like they know something others don't. Usually these made up stories are baseless, illogical conclusions. Most conspiracy theories are made up by douches, and believed by morons.

Not all conspiracy theories are false, however nearly all of them are.

It is also not uncommon for jackasses to make a show dedicated to conspiracy theories, for example The Glenn Beck show, or Conspiracy theory with Jesse Ventura.

It is a well-known fact by people who aren't idiots, that any show that contains a series of Conspiracy theories is going to have the majority of them wrong, if not all.
Guy1: I heard a conspiracy theory that the world is going to end in 2012, that is if Obama and George Soros don't destroy the world first!!!

Guy2: What are you talking about? How do you know any of what you're saying is true?

Guy1: I heard some guy on T.V. talking about it bro

Guy2: Have you thought about it and questioned the stupidity of these claims at all?

Guy1: Oh no! You must be an Islamic alien sent to earth by George Bush to cover up the real people behind 9/11!! You're just trying to brainwash meeeee
by Snax110 March 22, 2011
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