Cornell Notes

Satan in written form.

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"

by calcfreak November 13, 2009

up your ass and around the corner

person 1: where's my ipod
person 2: up your ass and around the corner

oh now i found my ipod

to hide something and say where it is known as up your ass and around the corner

by laughingcat1963 December 11, 2007

corner taken quickly

The most annoying phrase to any fc Barcelona fan.

Liverpool commentator: Trent on the corner. Corner taken quickly!!!!!!!!
Fc Barcelona fans: mom where is the rope

by Zerozainlolz May 18, 2020

Pee Corner

The area designated for urination upon immediate adverse survival situations for sanitary purposes and disease prevention. Typically a corner.

Courtesy of The Office, when trapped on an elevator:
Pam: Dwight! What are you doing? We've only been in here for like two seconds!
Dwight: I've got 56 ounces of fluid in my bladder and we have to establish a pee corner!

by Rebecky86 September 27, 2010

cornell

the coolest school ever.
well not really
but we try to fool ourselves

at least its better than harvard.

"So we go to Cornell. It's in the middle of nowhere but we really don't care."

by CARNAN November 19, 2006

Cornell

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

by D H October 25, 2007

Corner Person

A corner person is someone whom you're close friends with or in a relationship with who you can approach for hugs whenever you feel like, without any questions being asked.

I love my corner person! He/She always makes me feel appreciated.

by SourMando September 3, 2020