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Cordova High

a.K.a Whoredova High . Ratchets parade the halls and "swag daddies" can often be found discussing their baby mama drama between classes . They flaunt their moms tax return money on instagram and claim to be 'stuntin on dem hoes' . Their hot slut cheerleaders make up for their awful football team . Weave and pregnancy test wrappers clutter the floor of G Wing bathroom . Blow Jobs in A Wing discount to 5 dollars .

~T w e r k . T w e r k ~
Keisha: *Twerking in Walmart*

Store Clerk: Excuse me but can i help you with anything ?

Keisha: Yeee lemme get some Plan B pills, cheetah print panties, and #2 mechanical penicls .

Store Clerk: why would you ever need all that?

Keisha: Well i go to Cordova High . You nevaa know
by BigDickJay August 26, 2013
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Cargo Shorts

A pair of Utility shorts crafted and shaped from only the manliest of man hands. The strongest and most durable materials go into the formation of these wonderful thigh straps. Functionality will always prevail over fashion. Your woman's purse breaks? Cargo shorts. Need a place to store your hidden packages on long treks across the desert Sahara? Cargo Shorts. Arctic Winter? Cargo Shorts. Need belt loops to hold your keys and other personal items without the hastle of denim? Cargo Shorts. Need to stay cool, while at the same time having "Just-below-the-knee-protection?" Cargo Shorts. Become a member of the #People's Organization for Cargo Shorts Today.
Have you ever been insulted because of your short style? Have you ever been publicly humiliated because of your sweet outdoor military trousers? You aren't alone. Join the cause today.

One short to rule them all.
Hey cool dude, are those Cargo Shorts you're wearing?

Hell yeah they are. I've got thirty-seven pairs of gloves, six loaves of bread, two turkey sandwiches, and a meatball in my pockets right now.
by CargoShortMan July 19, 2017
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cargoyle

The act of mounting the hood of a car in broad daylight, then dropping trow, and squatting like a gargoyle. While in this mischievous squatting position, the person then shits on the hood or top of the car leaving a steaming pile. When executed to perfection, this can be the most hilarious thing you will ever see.
Everyone was caught off guard when Mike dropped his pants and cargoyled Jake's Honda Civic.
by Jimmy Shitpants January 5, 2008
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The one piece of universally applicable advice that adequately explains any situation. Usually used by a superior professional to a beginning professional, when the former has taught absolutely nothing to the latter.
Nurse: Holy shit dozens of people are coming in with unknown ailments!
Doctor (Going on break): you'll do fine. Remember, take the Coriolis effect into account.
Nurse: What about variable humidity?
Doctor: Yeah, that too.

Student: How am i supposed to know what to study for the final?
Tutor: Look, our time us up. Just take the coriolis effect into account, and you'll do fine.
Student: Did we cover variable humidity?
Tutor: Yes, that will be on the exam.

Original example:
Cpt macmillan: Remember what i've taught you. Keep in mind variable humidity and windspeed along the bullet's flight path. Also, at this distance, you'll have to take the Coriolis effect into account.
by aukuo May 3, 2009
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congo cock

Congo Cock; an extremly large penis, similar in length as a stallion horse when completley erect.
The congo cock has been known to be as long as 2 meters. The tribesmen found deep in the heart of the congo rainforest, claim to have such giant penis' because of a secret plant they consume.
William has an almighty congo cock, the length of a hosepipe.
by William Nash November 25, 2007
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yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011
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billy corgan

billy corgan was the lead singer of smashing pumpkins and is tttttttoooooooooooooo devine
by tracey September 23, 2003
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