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~T w e r k . T w e r k ~
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Store Clerk: Excuse me but can i help you with anything ?
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Store Clerk: why would you ever need all that?
Keisha: Well i go to Cordova High . You nevaa know
Store Clerk: Excuse me but can i help you with anything ?
Keisha: Yeee lemme get some Plan B pills, cheetah print panties, and #2 mechanical penicls .
Store Clerk: why would you ever need all that?
Keisha: Well i go to Cordova High . You nevaa know
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