School cop

An uneducated, poorly trained policeman who is stationed at a middle or high school. These cops are often seen roaming around the hallways listening in on students conversation like that weird kid who wanders around you and your freinds until somebody sais something to them. When not roaming, they will most often be found in the office somewhere giving some lame threat to a kid who brought matches or a toy knife to school. Your principle, most likely, will often bring them up to try to scare large groups of kids. I think it is fair to say that these failures would only be useful in a school shooting.

Principle: And I swear to God, if we find any drugs, alcohol, lighters, or laser pointers in your backpacks. We will refer you to Officer _ _ _ _ _.

Me: I'm not scared a loser school cop

School cop: Oink Oink, don't smoke marihuana kids.

by NathanTheDankMan April 20, 2010

No cop, no stop

A phrase meaning you will proceed to participate in illegal things until police presence is known. Usually pertaining to driving.

"Yo, dude you didn't stop at that stop sign!"
"Whatever. No cop, no stop."
"Dude, you're driving like 30 miles over the speed limit!"

"Yeah. No cop, no stop."

by haiti304 January 11, 2013

Serial Cop-a-Feelist

When a man or woman is constantly grabbing people in inappropriate sexual ways; in the workplace or in social settings.

Craig Kilborne is a Serial Cop-a-Feelist, when he was on the "Daily Show" he was known for grabbing women and making unwanted sexual advances toward them.

by Ace-Man-Carolla July 29, 2011

suicide by cop

Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.

Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.

by Matt March 7, 2004

spo cop

At Luther College (Decorah, IA) refers to a campus security officer since they hang around the SPO's a lot.

Hide! There's a spo cop coming!

by Jon Hoffman September 25, 2005

suicide by cop

Passive method of suicide by those without the guts to kill themselves. Involves entering or drawing a police response, then provoking a lethal draw of fire by either threatening with a real or fake weapon, or aggressive maneuvering towards the police officers. Life insurance policies may cover suicide-by-cop, whereas they wouldn't cover normal suicide.

Did you hear about Joe? He went out by suicide by cop.

by sonicbloom November 2, 2008

swine cop

Opposite of a fine cop, a swine cop is a cop that is just horrible cop who will make up stories to justify themselves, hate people who they find different, think they are above law, act confused when told they are wrong, and all around try and get their way.

M: did you here about J? he was almost shot at by that black trans women, i heard about it on the news.
B: no way man he's a swine cop, that girl was holding hands with her gf, and he assumed the worst, you can see him drop a drop gun in the footage
M:no he said someone threw it at him

by XF9 June 22, 2020