Nick Cook

a fruity bitch boy who thinks he’s attractive when he pulls the ugliest girls in the city
enjoys making people angry for no reason and thinks he’s an aesthetic god

Look at that pathetic Nick Cook wearing the same wife beater for the fourth time this week. Steer clear, he probably smells like shit.

by CockSuckler73 February 1, 2020

A Cook Response

A response that benefits no one/ that contains no useful information, or no information altogether.

I asked if we had any math homework, and he responded yes, instead of telling me from the start. That's such a Cook Response !

by No_Username May 12, 2021

Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead November 7, 2012

A.J Cook

Andrea Joy Cook, literally the hottest being in the fucking universe. This is a very necessary thing for me to put in Urban Dictionary don’t try to change my mind. Plays Jennifer “JJ” Jareau on the best show in the world Criminal Minds and i cannot stress this enough is the hottest human in existence.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Criminal Minds last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude! A.J Cook was way too hot in that episode!

by jjs.wife March 4, 2021

Cooked it

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal

Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon

by mcmurtle April 29, 2019

how's the waffle cooked?

Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."

by G T Ripper March 30, 2009

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007