Constrabated

You cant jerk off for any psychological, or physical reasons

I've been constrabated ever since Jennifer left me.

by YeYeMan October 26, 2018

constirated

(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.

Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.

by JediKnightX-44 August 5, 2020

constepaded

What this muppet said.

cooden
to be constepaded
Girl; I cant take a poop. guy; Girl you be cooden.
by eric diaz February 23, 2011

by SatireSteve October 7, 2020

Constipater

A person who has constipation.

Alexa always has constipation. She is a chronic constipater.

by Executive-X January 15, 2025