constipation

when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"

"the constipation is getting severe"

by toilet talk February 17, 2013

constipate

inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb

Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.

by Trogdor November 20, 2003

constipation

The state of not being able to poop. Can be loads of fun

you look constipated

by sashafan July 10, 2003

Vocal Constipation

Verb. Another term for stuttering.

When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.

1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"

2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!

by HandFlapper403 November 4, 2010

Constipooped

After several hours on the toilet from being constipated you give up because you are too tired of trying to poop.

Damn, that Italian food made me constipated! After hours on the toilet I gave up, I was constipooped.

by Jungle Girl January 27, 2009

conshirto

A play on the word concerto, it means a certain shirt you wear to every concert or live show of music

My plain black shirt is my conshirto

by Jerm Juice March 30, 2009

Constipainted

1.Unable to paint.
2.Cant paint.
3.Unwillfully not painting.

1.Oh my Toby, i feel so Constipainted i dont think I'll ever win us the grand condom prize.
2.Often happens when you take too much nyquil, dayquil, or shoot your self up with tranquilizing darts mistaking it for heroine.

by "milk"man June 18, 2009