greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

Virtual Congress

Some discord server where admins simp over other members

From Senator Jacob (R-OH-3)
“@Carrot HELO CROT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ILY!!!”
From Rep. Bill Clinton (D-AR-1)
“Virtual Congress Mods are weird as shit”

by Prez Bill Clinton October 31, 2020

Congress

A collective noun used for crocodiles

A congress of crocodile attacking a deer near the river.

by Rambo Tan June 22, 2022

Congress

Noun; a meeting of three or more apes.

Harambe could have fought back if his Congress was with him.

by Raylord666 May 25, 2022

Congress

a collection of old douches who think they know what the majority of the population wants and pass laws that don’t make sense to most people

person 1: no one can agree on a solution to legal cannabis because the higher-ups don’t ever know what we want

person 2: damn Congress!

by confusingbutwhocares March 14, 2022

Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress

I got the congress crud the first day of congress.

by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021

library of congress

n. Public repository of books, DVDs, soft couches etc where assorted street people can mingle and, often, engage in sexual activity between the shelves.

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The downtown library of congress is a good place to check out homeless babes.

You mean ‘homelasses’?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025