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Congress

A school full of ghetto hood rats,Girls wit multiple niggas Niggas wit multiple bitches everybody just dating people and they cousins
Congress is ghetto asf
by Congress #1 April 22, 2019
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Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress
I got the congress crud the first day of congress.
by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021
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Congress

a collection of old douches who think they know what the majority of the population wants and pass laws that don’t make sense to most people
person 1: no one can agree on a solution to legal cannabis because the higher-ups don’t ever know what we want

person 2: damn Congress!
by confusingbutwhocares March 14, 2022
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Congress Fatigue

Often abbreviated C.F.; Congress Fatigue comes when you stay in one place for too long. When suffering fro C.F. you exhaust all your resources (resources being your "Favorites List") or adding too many episodes of Hoarders to your TiVo. When one has done all this they suffer C.F. ever worse thus making them go into a rut that is damn near impossible to break. This can lead to the much worse, Cabin Fever. One can imagine this being felt by the actual members of Congress.
Charlie: Damn computers was brutal today!
Steve: I know! I didn't do anything but go onto my favorites list and I was still gettin' Congress Fatigue.
Charlie: I didn't do anything but use my phone to schedule Hoarders on TiVo.
by Blood Ocean January 26, 2011
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Virtual Congress

Some discord server where admins simp over other members
From Senator Jacob (R-OH-3)
“@Carrot HELO CROT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ILY!!!”
From Rep. Bill Clinton (D-AR-1)
Virtual Congress Mods are weird as shit”
by Prez Bill Clinton October 31, 2020
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I, How, We, As The People In Congress, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over $10 United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars
I, How, We, As The People In Congress, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over $10 United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars
mugGet the I, How, We, As The People In Congress, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over $10 United States Of America Ferrerra Dollarsmug.

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