Terms and conditions

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Most people won't trust a seedy classmate, but everyone agrees to the terms and conditions.

☑️ I agree to the Terms and Conditions!

by Mattsit January 24, 2021

condescending

1. To descend to the level of one considered inferior; lower oneself.

2. Thinkin' your shit don't smell

3. To deal with people in a patronizingly superior manner.

Those who thought they were honoring me by condescending to address a few words to me. --F. W. Robinson.

by DFiddy October 22, 2003

Confetty Wap

During a blow job, throw confetti in the air while screaming "1738" then proceed to cum in the eye of the person giving the blow job, leaving them temporarily blind in one eye. After all is said and done yell "yeah baby"

Did you just confetty wap me? Fuck yeah I did, Swaaaa

by PineapplePancakes September 14, 2015

perfect condition

An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.

Phosphorus green Pottery Barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.

by KImCobain February 11, 2015

Condementimacy

A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.

"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Condescendilicious

Deliciously condescending.

1: Am I being condescending? ... That means to talk down to.
2: *evil stare*
1: Mmmm, condescendilicious.

by Craig Howarth August 26, 2007

Conditional Bitch

Person who does things only if others do, showing no independence of thought.

I’m in…..lets see who wants to go first….so who’s in?

Decide for yourself Conditional Bitch.

by Lirone1234 January 5, 2009