who’s got the conch?

An exclamatory question used when somebody else’s phone is connected to the Bluetooth speaker.

“Hey, who’s got the conch? I wanna play a song”

by Secshunate March 17, 2023

Conch Shitter

Shitteh Conch Croucher

Small blonde girl who shits in conch shells. She looks like a conch shitter.

by Bracastyle November 9, 2018

Conche

Anyone acting like a cunt at Sawyers' Truck Repair.

Cunt being c-u- next thursday, tuesday, toyotathon, thanksgiving etc.

Captain: Hey Mat? Why is Keith being such a conche?

Mat: I think its because he had to deal with a RichARD.

Captain: Makes sense to me....

by Tangaism69 November 29, 2011

Conch

A word to mean cool or peng, can be used as a noun to but mostly an adjective

That top is so conch!

You’re such a conch!
That girl is so conchhhh

by Conchnessforever January 30, 2020

Friendship Conch

When it is too windy outside to light your bowl so your friends place their hands around the bowl for you...kinda like how a conch shell protects it's insides.

Hey guys, I can get my bowl lit, can you friendship conch me?

Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.

by RudeBoyBass May 31, 2011

Hot Conch

Conch that is very hot and juicy.

Yo check out that hot conch!

by Young Conchby April 19, 2018

conchs

Those who are indigenous to Key West FL
If you live in the keys long enough you become known as a conch

Plural / conchs

My Uncle Tom and Aunt Char have spent so much time in Key West that the locals now refer to them as a conchs.

by B/Can May 17, 2018