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one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
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concept albums

Concept albums are albums that are written with a specific storyline or plot in mind. All the songs follow a consistent theme, story, plot, or character. These albums are often epic and tell the story of one or more characters, usually fictional but can also be factual. The story can also be based on facts but has fictional characters. For example, the album "Vinland Saga" (Leaves' Eyes), is a concept album based upon the true events of the Vikings of Norway, commonly referred to as the Norse. However, the characters in it are of the lyricist's imagination entirely.

Concept albums have been known to be present more commonly in the metal genre, but they can be of any genre, as long as they meet the definition of a concept album.
Examples of concept albums:

- Lovelorn, by Leaves' Eyes
- Vinland Saga, by Leaves' Eyes
- The Black Parade, My Chemical Romance
by Crimrose June 26, 2008
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concert junkie

One who goes to many concerts
That dude is a complete concert junkie, he's been to at least 4 concerts this week.
by SamTheConcertWhore December 8, 2013
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Shower Concert

Singing or performing in the shower because you are feeling creative and outgoing because of the great POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE in the shower. Usually cursed when nobody is nearby.
I always love to have a shower concert once I reach home from work.

In my opinion,shower concerts are a great way to start your day.
by Lildrav April 6, 2020
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Cincest

When two people within the VCUarts Cinema major hook-up and/or date.
Did you see joe and jane at the wrap party? Total cincest.

Dude after all that cincest during the summer intensive, fall semester is going to be super awkward.
by robbyt April 28, 2011
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dick contest

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.
T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.
by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008
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sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert
by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009
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