Convastioning

being able to talk about the same topic on different social media platforms. takes alot of practice but is utter skill when you do it right

Convastioning:

"I was just talking to you about that on snapcht!"

by lemonclouds April 8, 2019

Comcasting

Verb; the act of intermittently dropping internet connection.

Nah I can't play left for dead, there's a thunderstorm and my internet is comcasting :(

by Zeno Tasedro February 12, 2009

Comcasting

To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.

Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.

by bradybjr March 27, 2015

concust

The feeling that you were just hit on the head with your cell phone, resulting in a bruise the size of an egg and a wounded ego.

"I think im a little concust."

by io_burn December 12, 2003

comcasting

Used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. Derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks "where's my latte"

Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting

by Robness December 28, 2006

confastacated

To confuse someone to the point they cant be confused any more

"you confastacated me" , "He was so confastacated"

by Cameron Penna September 5, 2005

Concrastination

Is the act of one concrastinating which is when you get things done BEFORE they were ever even assigned! Usually Requires Oneself to step out of their comfort zone in any aspect of their life and excel or advance by completing personal goals that will potentially eliminate/or complete near future tasks/goals. Usually it is a self rewarding mania due to the fact that you complete assigned tasks and goals before it is assigned to you that way at the moment it is publicly/formally assigned to you it is already complete.

It also counts as concrastination by completing extra tasks or goals that may never get assigned but STILL got DONE!

Concrastination can also be defined as completing a recurring assignment/task/goal multiple times so you can get it out of the way and free up some of your time until it reoccurs again after your completed supply is exhausted.

Concrastination can also manifest a lot in academic settings where a student/teacher/pupil takes it upon themselves to explore and comprehend further into the subject/class being studied so that one may complete future assignments weather it was done on accident or consciously aware of the potential assignment possibilities.

Many times being obvious things that could be within a set of tasks to accomplish a larger goal that someone might feel the need to assign it anyway!

In layman terms work before play!

I usually don't take the trash out, but today I am in a state of Concrastination!! sooo... not only am I going to take the trash out but I will also replace the garbage bag in the garbage bin. Because later when I don't want to be bothered, I will be...

by someone asking "Did Anyone take the trash out yet today?!"

then I respond, "Of course I embraced concrastination a lot today, so now I can do whatever I want!"
"And did a new garbage make it to the garbage bin?!"
"Hellz Yea! I get shit done before its assign silly fool!"

Suzy was in a state of Concrastination when she foresaw a potential task, work assigment, or goal that she would have to complete within a month tops! And its something she really doesn't like to do! But Most likely she did it to surprise or impress the person that potentially would assign it!

"I am a Concrastinator, because i get shit done!"

by Bo0M3R 31337 November 19, 2012