comeupans

The rewards or spoils of one's act of "coming up" on an item that previously did not belong to you through keen time management and placement.

Where did you get that?

Man, I came up on that at work yo, thems my comeupans!

Put that in that box, I'm a comeup on that later, comeupans son!

by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014

Coffucked up

Receiving a free coffee from a coffee shop because the barista fucked up someone elses order.

Would you like this large double double aswell? I coffucked up an order earlier.

by Masterstache Graphics November 5, 2016

Comffortable

This word can describe something which is comfortable and affordable at the same time.

"This piece of clothing is comffortable!"

by bou0016 February 12, 2017

cofu

A mysterious, rogue... One who is cunning and devious at first, with suspicious motives, however, prevails his true personality of kindness and emotional depth with time, patience and passion.

"I'm confused about Cofu" , Friend; "What do you mean?", "Well he's so spooky and questionable, but every now and then, he slips up with his passion, power and love"

by FlameThrow Terror October 7, 2017

Comf'in

The opposite of flexing. Wearing clothes that are extremely comfortable instead of fashionable.

Chris (in sweatpants and sandals):
"Man fuck flexin', it's all about comfort over fashion. I'm straight comf'in on these hoes."

by fauxtemps August 8, 2019

combustedpotato

Hello..... do you perhaps like drinking water? Specifically dog water? Or is hotdog water more for your standards? Let me know. You may like milk if you “that way.”

Hi combustedpotato. I’m just making definitions for anyone I see.

by owowowoowowowoowowowowoiwow March 1, 2021

Combustulating

The process of an uncontrollable ejaculation in high quantities. The word was founded by Grace Marley Stinson the first.

EVERYONE LEAVE THE ROOM IM COMBUSTULATING!

by Henry Einkles March 23, 2022