comfort kin

a kin you find comfort in kinning! when you kinshift to this particular kin, it makes you feel comforted, happy, relaxed, etc

“I feel comforted when I kinshift to moana, she is my comfort kin”

by moanakinnie May 24, 2021

comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

Comfortably Numb

When you crank down to Pink Floyd

I was so bored and high i felt comfortably numb and then fell asleep

by BIG POPPA SMITH February 25, 2018

Comfort envelope

somebody is secure in the knowledge that someone is working positively on their behalf.

Making sure that the customer is inside their comfort envelope.

by Spuggy2345 November 27, 2011

non-comforter

an unclean comforter

the non-comforter had cigarette burns, bed bugs, and unknown stains

by Gravy train August 1, 2012

comfort bearding

The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.

Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?

Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.

by StingoftheRing May 26, 2011

Comfort zone

A comfortable spot. Preferably in front of the TV so you can bingewatch Netflix with good food, tea and blankets.

Jackie Burkhart: What did you do today Steven?

Steven: Oh, I just watched Netflix in my comfort zone. You know, the one you decorated for me with the pink pillows and candles.

by Ilovethatshow January 26, 2019