Colored mint

Exhausted, bone-tired, worn-out

“Man that was a tough workout!”
“For real, I’m colored mint! Let’s get something to eat.”

by Melvin_Cubes June 10, 2024

Colored Spitball

When you color a spitball with markers

dude 1: lemme jus throw this Colored Spitball
dude 2: wha- *gets hit
dude 1: hahaha get Colored Spitballed

by Lightoflegacy February 1, 2026

Colored American

Refers to Ancient Americans who were found in America, whose presence on the land extends back thousands of years. The term “Colored American” was later used in early U.S. records to describe these people, but over time they were mis-associated with Africa due to racial assumptions, despite being originally identified in and of America. The term emphasizes ancient American origin, historical continuity, and lineage rooted in the land itself.
Historical Note (1828):

Noah Webster’s 1828 American Dictionary of the English Language defines “American” as “a native of America” and “colored” as a descriptor of appearance, not foreign origin. This confirms that “Colored American” originally meant a people identified in America, not an imported or immigrant population, and that later racial associations were applied after the fact, not inherent to the term.

“Colored Americans were found in America and identified as natives long before modern racial narratives.”

by Thewillofmu February 7, 2026

bag-colored

A nondescript answer alluding to any real information. Thus avoiding the snitch hat.

"What color was his hair?"
"i don't know, bag-colored"
"What color bag?"
"You know, bag-colored, any color bag, fuck!"

by chipchip November 20, 2012

coffee colored

what everyone will look like after all races mix for several generations

Brazil is filled with coffee colored people

by Thinking Housewife October 25, 2013

Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.

The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.

by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018

3D Colored Cubes

Catch-all term for all of the nonsensical bullshit spewed by business consultants and middle managers.

Speaker: As you can see from this diagram, an exponential ROI can be realized from our rapid adoption of this strategy.
Me: Fuck me. More 3D Colored Cubes from the boneheads downtown.

by geekmalone August 18, 2020