Coffee

The source of all power.

Oh almighty coffee, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change.

by hoppip March 10, 2013

coffee?

so i figure... ya know... we could... if that's aight

by Andy Mangialino September 24, 2003

Coffee

Every college students necessity. The addictive drug that makes you stay alert when there is no earthly reason you should still be awake. It achieves this by tricking the brain into thinking that you have had a good night's sleep. Many generations have used this drug to get through exams, tests, and boring meetings.

John: What time did you go to sleep last night? You looking glowing.
Sally: Man, I didn't. I just took coffee.
John: Whoa, dude!

by Tonovo October 16, 2012

Coffee

A drink made from coffee beans and water that can be highly addictive. Used to help you stay awake for anything from studying to playing your Xbox till the early hours of the morning. Also used to wake you up when you are extremely tired from doing stuff like that.

"I'm so tired, I got no sleep last night."
"Here, have some coffee to get you going."

by Sqyd April 28, 2014

Coffee

A Black woman's vaginal juices.

"Yo I don't drink coffee, but I'll definitely have some if its poured, by those ebony honies over there! It'll definitely keep me woke & ready all damn night!"

by atm TJ July 31, 2019

Coffee

A beacon of light and hope for tired college students all around the world; from the early riser to the all-nighter.

I need my morning coffee!
I need coffee to stay awake to write this paper!

by photogopher February 10, 2012

for-coffee

"for-coffee", is a pefect replacement fot fuck off, just say it quickly and it can be a quite harmless way of telling someone to fuck off. and if you use it wisely it can be very effective. e.g.:

"mum why did you use the last of the milk"?
"FOR-COFFEE"!

by jack senior (take that thornley) August 26, 2005