colon cowboy

A male who actually prefers anal sex over any other form, with either male or female.

That guys a colon cowboy, he always talks about fucking people in the ass.

by BeasterBastard October 12, 2005

Spell coconut

Spell coconut: a sexual term used while having sex; basically you’re riding and while you’re on top riding you have to spell the word coconut with your hips while on top.

Bae waittt lemme spell coconut

by itsscece1212 July 18, 2019

coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.

The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.

by newtdecay December 6, 2007

Colon Fairy

Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.

"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"

by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006

colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration

Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.

by Gary Neuman July 24, 2007

coconut kiss

simply put, a blow job, fellatio or head - however you want to say it.

inspired by a drink called coconut kiss that looks like jizz in a bottle.

I totally gave Thomas a coconut kiss last night!

Omg did you hear that Emily gave Freddie a coconut kiss?

Where's Michelle? Oh she's giving Tony a coconut kiss.

by bethbabex June 15, 2009

Coconut Waffledog

The act of a person sprinkling coconut on a fresh pile of dog shit then smearing it onto a waffle or pancake. ( Usually a waffle ) The person will then proceed to ejaculate onto it, after which he/she will eat it.

My girlfriend made me a Coconut Waffledog and after eating it my shit smelled like coconut for 3 weeks.

by shox178 November 30, 2011