Coal Miner

White girl, or woman, who dates, dances or has sex with black men.
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White women who seek out black men. The only white girl in a black club.
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Tom! Check out that hot ass blonde chic. Nevermind, she's a coal miner.
by ThomasMcdowell March 21, 2007
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coal birthday

A coal birthday is when the first two numbers of your birthday is the age your turning.
“i was born in 2000” your coal birthday was in 2020!
by 🥎🔛🔝 February 27, 2023
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makin coal

When you feel a sloppy dump coming so you hold it in your body for a few minutes to harden the stool.
I was going to have diarrhea, but thankfully I was makin coal and had a solid firm dump!
by Turn Me Loose Podcast May 30, 2019
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coal bucket

A female / male whose neither regions, in particular their vaginal/anal orifices, bear resemblance to a fireside coal bucket; in that they are big, wide and dirty.
John: I got with Amy last night
Bill: Amy from down the road?
John: yeah?! Do you know her?
Bill: yeah, I got with her last week, she's a minge like a coal bucket, big, wide and dirty

Milo: I was banging this guy in my car last night
Bubba: how was it?
Milo: my dick looked like miner from Chile, his ass was like a coal bucket!
by oirishguy March 29, 2017
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Coal-lateral

Damage done by large coal exporting nations when economic prosperity is put ahead of long term sustainabilty.
Our first concern is the economy. It's not our problem if there is downstream coal-lateral damage.
by Coal-ition of the unhappy February 12, 2010
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blowing the coals

the act of one sucking another man's testicles
"Did Keith ever show up to that party?" "No. I think he was at home with Ian blowing the coals."
by kennebot April 4, 2010
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Lumpy Coal

Everyone's so happy... yet I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.
by Fecal Elf December 29, 2009
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