Coal Miner

White girl, or woman, who dates, dances or has sex with black men.
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White women who seek out black men. The only white girl in a black club.
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Tom! Check out that hot ass blonde chic. Nevermind, she's a coal miner.

by ThomasMcdowell March 21, 2007

Lumpy Coal

A piece of shit in the Christmas Stocking...

Everyone's so happy... yet I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.

by Fecal Elf December 29, 2009

blowing the coals

the act of one sucking another man's testicles

"Did Keith ever show up to that party?" "No. I think he was at home with Ian blowing the coals."

by kennebot April 4, 2010

coal bucket

A female / male whose neither regions, in particular their vaginal/anal orifices, bear resemblance to a fireside coal bucket; in that they are big, wide and dirty.

John: I got with Amy last night
Bill: Amy from down the road?
John: yeah?! Do you know her?
Bill: yeah, I got with her last week, she's a minge like a coal bucket, big, wide and dirty

Milo: I was banging this guy in my car last night
Bubba: how was it?
Milo: my dick looked like miner from Chile, his ass was like a coal bucket!

by oirishguy March 29, 2017

makin coal

When you feel a sloppy dump coming so you hold it in your body for a few minutes to harden the stool.

I was going to have diarrhea, but thankfully I was makin coal and had a solid firm dump!

by Turn Me Loose Podcast May 30, 2019

coal birthday

A coal birthday is when the first two numbers of your birthday is the age your turning.

“i was born in 2000” your coal birthday was in 2020!

by 🥎🔛🔝 February 27, 2023

Hole coal

Feaces.

Tom wondered why noone was sitting on the train seat, then he saw it was peppered with hole coal. That explained the eye-watering stench.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019