Clueless 20-something single male exemption

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.

Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009

Clueyness

The heart-breaking sadness and compassion that you feel for a person when they are completely, and undeservedly let down or disappointed for no meaningful or significant reason.

(Credit goes to Tim Urban, writer of waitbutwhy.com)

The amount of clueyness that I felt for "Papaw" when his grandchildren didn't show almost made me cry.

by undeadawesome June 1, 2016

Clueless Speak

Words and phrases made popular by the 1995 movie, and the 1996-1999 television seires- 'Clueless'. Includes Whatever!, Hymenally Challenged a monet, Surfing the crimson wave, and Talk to the hand. Used by valley girls.

Often parodied with words like tubular and gag-o-rama.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

by jdi May 10, 2004

CluelessDay

A nerd, expects to get stuff for free without doing any work. Top ten clowns: this guy. He's either pooping or sleeping with an excuse that he's "doing house work".

Milo: what is CluelessDay doing
Canceled: probably shitting
typical: what da dog doing

by imcancelled June 10, 2021

barbecue clueless

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.

They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!

by Louisiana Tiger January 10, 2020

cluelessality

it is being in the reality of the realization that you are clueless

Jumping in the middle of a discussion, her cluelessality on the topic was overwhelming

by mymint87 January 11, 2011

Cluedo

When in the morning after houseparty you find your friend in the middle of the living room laying on the floor with his ass up in the air and a destroyed butthole. Then you have to discover who murdered his asshole like a game of Cluedo.

Damn, looks like someone buried his dick in Kevin's ass. Discover who did it will be like a game of Cluedo.

by Dabutex June 2, 2020