A term for a "know it all" or "smarty pants". Someone who thinks they are smart but haven't got a clue, hence the name clonkside, slightly resembling something scientific, but actually being complete nonsense.
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It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled
So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch
Clinch
Clounch
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It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled
So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch
Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche
YOUR SAYING IT WRONG
The Clonch’s have a dog
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An amazing game where you slice robots and be a madman but is annoying as shit and you will put holes in your drywall
Friend 1: Do you want to play Clone Drone in The Danger Zone?
Friend 2: What the fuck is that?
Friend: A game that is $20.00 and makes you want to flip your kneecaps inside out because you have been doing the inferno challenge for 3 hours just to die and restart
Friend 2: What the fuck is that?
Friend: A game that is $20.00 and makes you want to flip your kneecaps inside out because you have been doing the inferno challenge for 3 hours just to die and restart
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After I got pulled over by the police In my dealers street, and being charged for possessing a dangerous drug!!!
I thought it would be a good idea to park my car in his driveway for the night???
I was so cloncurried......
I thought it would be a good idea to park my car in his driveway for the night???
I was so cloncurried......
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They think they run the kip by robbing cars??Cleary it’s childish shite!
They think they run the kip by robbing cars??Cleary it’s childish shite!
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Get the Clondalkin boys mug.1. v. to hit or strike someone over the head with a very heavy metal object, usually flat, resulting in a loud clanging noise
2. v. To dash towards someone with the intent of clinging to them, but instead ending up knocking or ramming them over very violently
2. v. To dash towards someone with the intent of clinging to them, but instead ending up knocking or ramming them over very violently
by WordTwister July 28, 2003
Get the clong mug.This meaning of the word is used exclusively in the AFOL, or Adult Fans Of Lego community. It's a combination of the words clone (as in Star Wars Clone Troopers) and (re)tard.
The term refers to someone who buys a lot of the standard clone trooper figures, and then uses (or rather: abuses) his sharpies while trying (and most of the time failing) to draw cool legion colors on them. They most often adopt online names like "Commander Marks of the ### (fill in any 3 numbers) Legion" and build very shoddy and ugly builds. They react very defensively when somebody calls them a clonetard.
The term refers to someone who buys a lot of the standard clone trooper figures, and then uses (or rather: abuses) his sharpies while trying (and most of the time failing) to draw cool legion colors on them. They most often adopt online names like "Commander Marks of the ### (fill in any 3 numbers) Legion" and build very shoddy and ugly builds. They react very defensively when somebody calls them a clonetard.
by Dankowitz September 7, 2010
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