Zaphod Clause

Important precondition for attaining the role of chief of the executive wing of government, not least in the United States. More or less quote/unquote, "You can't become President with an entire brain." From the movie of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Al Gore and John Kerry almost made it, but they were both scuppered by the Zaphod Clause.

by Fearman August 31, 2007

Wop-Clause

A term used to describe when an italian makes a bet, knowing they will lose, 'greases' their way out of there side of the agreement. Like an invisible fine print only the wop grease can reveal.

"oooooh, Migalooch used the Wop-Clause to back out of our bet when i fully won!"

"check that greasers contract for a Wop-Clause!"

Tony says "Ohh Johnny, you just got WOP-CLAUSED!"

Johnny says " wop-clause? what do you mean?"

Tony says " Well Johnny, a Wop-Clause is when a wop

makes a bs excuse that was never agreed

upon in the first place just to get out of his

side of the agreement, thats what a

"WOP-CLAUSE" is!

Johnny says "Freakin' Greasballs!!!!"

Tony Says "The Fonz would never do that"

by HoganCCBrianJordan November 3, 2010

clash of clans

A super fun game of building and attacking. There is a town hall which is the heart of your village. You train troops, build defenses, upgrade resource buildings, and you have fun. You can also attack(which is like half the game).

Clash of clans can be one of the most addicting games to play.

by Spyder68 May 27, 2016

sump'n claus

An elf who used to work for Santa but then ran his own bank robberies making him rich and giving away cash to the naughty people that were crossed off on Santa's list.

"Everybody gettin' Sump'n! Sum'p Claus!"

"Here comes Sump'n Claus!!!!"

by <mr.robot> March 17, 2016

Santa Clausing

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.

1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.

by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016

claustrophobic chill

The meaning of Claustrophobic chill is when you are hanging out with a large group of people in a small area.

I met up with my buddy and we claustrophobic chilled.

Tell your friend to come to our claustrophobic chill party

by The cloudy gals November 11, 2020

Clausty

Clausty means to be in a state of claustrophobia.

It was so clausty in there

by Shiuhgb January 14, 2022