clam

when you are surrounded by secondhand smoke and get high as a result

1. I wasnt going to get high at the party, but they clamed me and i ended up passing out.

by c-c-c-cinnamon lips April 27, 2005

clam pearl

A dot-shaped nub enveloped in the pearl canopy for protection against abrasion or overstimulation. Located aloft the flesh lettuce and at the crest of the clam, the clitoris is extremely sensitive and is the primary means for a woman to achieve her squirt (although vaginal orgasms are also possible for some women). When the human female achieves a 'chubby'...or a "Fubby"... the clitoris fills with blood and the many condensed nerve endings become even more sensitive, whereby enough stimulation of the clitoris can result in a female orgasm, which releases the pressure by means of .08 second apart contractions throughout the vulva. aka a giant squirt, resulting in the inevitable snail trail douching.

She had a clam pearl the size of a grape!

by Anthony LeVaj December 17, 2008

clam smashers

Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).

Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?

They're clam smashers.

by Vermont Fag January 31, 2017

voodoo clam

Pussy that actually turns men into crazy desperate monsters. A man who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo clam and become a hopeless romantic mess. Double texts, triple texts, and even more than quadruple texts can be found in voodoo clam girl’s phone from thirsty men. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.

All my girl’s exes never stop blowing up her phone. She’s got that voodoo clam.

by CallHerDaddyFan December 14, 2018

Clam Cam

The camera typically found at football games that shoots up the cheerleader's skirts.

Oh nice! It looks like the Cowboys found a new guy to operate the Clam Cam!

by WildBill33 November 21, 2011

Laughing Clam

A woman's vagina expelling fluids and/or penis due to laughter during or after sex.

So after I came, I told her that joke about the farmer and his daughter, and she pulled a Laughing Clam. Stuff went everywhere!

by Jonn Baca October 23, 2007

Clam gathering

Where there is a greater ratio of females to males in any given social situation. Antonym of Sausage fest.

"Dude there will be so many girls at the party tonight.It's going to be a Clam gathering!"
"Mate you need to come and save me! She has invited all her mates round and my living room has turned into a Clam gathering!"

by Smutbot April 10, 2015