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9 Circles Of Hell

First Circle : Limbo

Limbo are Pagans, and non Christians that did not sin.

Second Circle : Lust

People who are overcome by Lust.

Third Circle : Gluttony

People who cannot stop eating.

Fourth Circle : Avarice or Greed

Those who waste their life either collecting/hoarding money, or constantly spending money.

Fifth Circle : Wrath or Sloth

Wrathful are people who are constantly angry, and slothful are people who are constantly lazy.

Sixth Circle : Heresy

a person who holds religious beliefs in conflict with the dogma of the church.

Seventh Circle : Violence

Separated into three parts. 1 : Violence against another person. 2 : Violence against ones self. And 3 : Violence against god. This circle hosts the violent people of the world.

Eighth Circle : Fraud

Those who commit fraud. There are nine types of this, each with a different punishment.

Ninth Circle : Treason

This circle is for those who betrayed others.
Examples for each of the 9 Circles Of Hell.

Circle 1 : He was a Pagan, so he was considered Limbo for not accepting Christ, thus landing him in Circle 1

Circle 2 : His lust for another woman was too strong, and he committed Adultery, thus landing him in Circle 2

Circle 3 : He could never stop eating, the damn Glutton, thus landing him in Circle 3.

Circle 4 : All he did was hoard his dollars, thus landing him in Circle 4.

Circle 5 : The bastard was so lazy in life. He never did a day of work, thus landing him in Circle 5.

Circle 6 : He was a heretic. Never believing in god. Thus landing him in Circle 6.

Circle 7 : Poor bastard committed suicide, thus landing himself in Circle 7.

Circle 8 : He stole for everything he had, thus landing him in Circle 8.

Circle 9 : He betrayed his best friend, getting him killed, thus landing himself in Circle 9.
by DemonJackRipper December 14, 2009
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iPod Circle

A hip name for a CD player.
Kid 1: Man, a CD player? Get with the times!
Kid 2: Yo son, that's not a CD player, that's my iPod Circle!
by Serhan August 13, 2006
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Full Circle Moment

A stupid term that Oprah heard from somebody else and plaguerized, and now everybody uses it as a buzz word. Generally used whenever ANYTHING happens in a woman's life other than driving the kids to soccer, getting a new minivan, or staying home and watching TV.
Woman 1: Hey look there is a sale at Wal-Mart!

Woman 2: Oh my god! This is a full circle moment for me.

Woman 1: What the fuck are you talking about? Are you retarded?

Woman 2: No. Oprah says it every second day whenever something happens to her.

Woman 1: Oh my God! Then this is a full circle moment for me too!
by Reem-O June 5, 2007
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Dupont Circle

One of the most famous neighborhoods in Washington DC. Incredibly expensive gay mecca with tons of shops, bookstores and bars. Home to Lambda Rising, America's first gay business to run a TV ad. Probably the place people most want to live in DC but you have to literally be a millionaire. It's a lot like if they shrunk down San Francisco and put it in DC.
Tom: let's go to Dupont Circle tonight!
Morris: yay!
Tom: I love their cool bookstores and coffee shops.

Morris: I love how there are many homosexual men as I am too a homosexual.
by Blasto the Wonder Dog November 22, 2011
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Circle K feet

really dirty feet, as if you had just walked around a Circle-K convenience store for the last hour without shoes on.
Get those Circle K feet of the couch!
by Scoopzilla June 17, 2004
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circle jerk

1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.

2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.

3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.

4.) A game on MXC that's based on sumo wrestling. Beware the Green Teabagger.
by Ninja Disaster July 8, 2004
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Circle-A

A name for the anarchist symbol of an A surrounded by a circle. Often misused by teens as a symbol for smashing things up.
"Hey look someone drew a circle-a on that building. Awesome!"
by Anarchy is Order March 21, 2004
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