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Circle A Glow Squid

A combination of a mob from Minecraft 1.17 called glow squid and a human (Bioluminescent Squid with human body), could be spotted in Minecord, everyday active time range is wide. Could be also a name for a Moderator.

Calling a circle a square

When someone says an oxymoron or assigns a label or attribute to something that seems illogical, contradictory, or blatantly false; only when it is done to mislead or when done unintentionally.
Person A: Turtles are pretty fast animals.
Person B: You're calling a circle a square, that makes no sense at all.

Straighter Than A Circle

Straighter than a circle means that the person, and or persons is basically homosexual.
Person 1:Oh man, did you just see that guy walk by?
Person 2:Yeah, he is so straighter than a circle.

you're as straight as a circle 

implying that you're gay.
"heyy dude, i'm not gay stop saying that!"
"sure. you're as straight as a circle."

Straight as a circle

"Straight as a circle" is the meaning "your/im gay"
He's deffinetly gay. Yeah Georgenotfound is straight as a circle

straight as a circle

A phrase that basically means gay. Or, if your definiton of gay means geeky or stupid- well then, there you go.
Chick 1: Eh-ma-gawd! Did you just see that fiine thang walk by just now?
Chick 2: Guuurl, I heard he was as straight as a circle.

Dude: Did you catch Pokemon last night?
Guy: Dude, that show is, like, as straight as a circle...
Dude: *gasp* Guy! How could you?!
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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